Meet the Bands 🎸
Articles Are Real. Bands Are Not 🎸
Some articles get a conclusion. Mine usually get a band named after them at 1 AM.
Welcome to the unofficial musical wing of Aisle Be Damned, where consumer behavior, family dysfunction, technology, aging, marketing, questionable decisions and general human absurdity are given guitars, an album title and entirely fabricated tour credentials.
None of these bands are real. Their problems, unfortunately, often are!
The idea started as a running joke. An article would develop a theme, the theme would acquire an attitude, and before long it apparently needed a lead singer. Now the bands have become a kind of musical End Cap for the site: fictional acts created from the subjects I write about, complete with albums and songs inspired by whatever rabbit hole I happened to fall into that week.
Think of it as editorial commentary with a rhythm section!
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Rule is such an emotional word, ma’am. We prefer to organize.
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